These Vintage Ads Would Instantly Be Banned Today

Excuse Me?

Listen, if there were vitamins that afforded people the ability to become cuter and get more work done, they would be flying off the shelves. Sadly, this is just regular, old sexism.

That's It, Huh...

Everyone knows that men simply get married instead of learning how to cook. Men look at a raw chicken and go, "What am I supposed to do with this?" That's why they have wives.

The More You Know

A single lightning bolt has enough energy to toast 100,000 slices of bread.
The sun and moon appear to be the same size in the sky because of an astonishing coincidence: the moon is 400 times smaller but 400 times closer.
The first pieces of gold at Fort Knox arrived by mail.
One in four Americans thinks that the Sun revolves around the Earth.

Post originally appeared on Upbeat News.