These Vintage Ads Would Instantly Be Banned Today

Don't Shoot Santa

Because nothing says "happy holidays" like a bunch of children holding rifles. Why does a seven-year-old need a gun? No, really.

Too Soon

How soon is too soon to feed your baby soda? I'd like to see what "essential sugars" are provided by a bottle of cola. Active lifestyle? Yeah, maybe from the sugar high...

The More You Know

Pizza only became popular in the United States after American troops occupying Italy during World War 2 became hooked on it and then popularized it back home.
Only 5% of the ocean has been explored.
Only one NFL team has a plant for a logo.
May 22nd is the least common birth date.

Post originally appeared on Upbeat News.