These Vintage Ads Would Instantly Be Banned Today

Women Aren't Decorations

Apparently, people at ad agencies back then couldn't get more creative than perceiving women as literal objects. Fortunately, the times have changed.

This Would NEVER Fly Today

There's no way that anything even remotely similar to an ad like this would ever be printed today. Who has time to read all that copy? Get out of here, Charles Antell.

The More You Know

The longest place name on the planet is 85 letters long.
Water makes different pouring sounds depending on its temperature.
Tic Tacs got their name from the sound they make.
Arkansas hosts the annual World Championship Duck Calling Contest.

Post originally appeared on Upbeat News.