These Vintage Ads Would Instantly Be Banned Today

Adults Only

This one is slightly less unacceptable in that it’s an ad for an adult movie, which will always rely on sexual innuendos to sell tickets. We love a thick queen!

Uh, Yes?

The answer to this question is, without a doubt, a resounding yes. Just like it's illegal to kill anyone. Anywhere. Always.

The More You Know

A U.S. park ranger named Roy C. Sullivan held the record for being struck by lightning the most times, having been struck — and surviving — seven times between 1942 and 1977.
Holding a sneeze can be dangerous.
There's a "floating rainforest" in the sea.
A man sued Pepsi claiming he found a mouse in his Mountain Dew. Pepsi attorneys stated that Mountain Dew will dissolve a mouse in 30 days, and showed his can was purchased 74 days after being manufactured.

Post originally appeared on Upbeat News.