These Vintage Ads Would Instantly Be Banned Today

Adults Only

This one is slightly less unacceptable in that it’s an ad for an adult movie, which will always rely on sexual innuendos to sell tickets. We love a thick queen!

Uh, Yes?

The answer to this question is, without a doubt, a resounding yes. Just like it's illegal to kill anyone. Anywhere. Always.

The More You Know

A blue whale's tongue weighs as much as an elephant.
Fear of the number 13 is called triskaidekaphobia.
The shortest scientific –ology word is "oology."
The designer of the current United States flag was 17 at the time, and created it for a high school project. He received a B-.

Post originally appeared on Upbeat News.