These Vintage Ads Would Instantly Be Banned Today

A Big Glass of Diabetes

Nothing does it like Seven-Up? Yeah, if by "it" you mean "gives babies diabetes." Clearly, they had no probelm starting 'em young back then...

For Ladies' Hands Only

Don't you hate it when your weak, feminine fingers struggle to grasp a normal-sized pen for MEN? What if pens were small and dainty for your girly little woman hands. Wouldn't that be nice?

The More You Know

There's a shrimp-like creature that makes aluminum armor to protect itself.
Mark Zuckerberg said a voting mechanism that says whether posts are good or bad is 'not something that we think is good for the world'.
The Eiffel Tower was inaugurated the same year Nintendo was founded.
Danny Devito used to work as a hairdresser. For corpses.

Post originally appeared on Upbeat News.