A Big Glass of Diabetes
Nothing does it like Seven-Up? Yeah, if by "it" you mean "gives babies diabetes." Clearly, they had no probelm starting 'em young back then...
For Ladies' Hands Only
Don't you hate it when your weak, feminine fingers struggle to grasp a normal-sized pen for MEN? What if pens were small and dainty for your girly little woman hands. Wouldn't that be nice?