These Vintage Ads Would Instantly Be Banned Today

Before Plus-Size, There Was...

Pro tip: Avoid calling any woman in your life a "chubby" at all costs. She's a thick queen. A curvy goddess. Not a chubby.

Good Riddance

Of course, it's important to practice oral hygiene, but once again, why do women have to be the ones who lose in every situation? Maybe he was the one who smelled!

The More You Know

Garfield used to own G-Mail.
Arkansas hosts the annual World Championship Duck Calling Contest.
You make approximately a teaspoon of tears per hour.
Four times more people speak English as a second language than as a native one.

Post originally appeared on Upbeat News.