These Vintage Ads Would Instantly Be Banned Today

Just Why?

As all orchesta players know, the essential trick to mastering the violin is playing it without a bra. How are you practice when those straps are digging into your shoulders?

Where Are Your Pants?

If she doesn't give it to you, it's either because she said "no," or because she seems to have misplaced her pants. Leave her alone.

The More You Know

Your dog knows when someone isn't trustworthy.
The longest tennis rally lasted over 12 hours.
In 1923, jockey Frank Hayes won a race at Belmont Park in New York despite being dead — he suffered a heart attack mid-race but his body stayed in the saddle until his horse crossed the line for a 20–1 outsider victory.
Humans specifically have eyes that face forward for the purpose of seeing in 3D.

Post originally appeared on Upbeat News.