These Sunburn Fails Hurt Just To Look At

Caught On Camera

This guy's mugshot let the whole town know that he was out in the sun in a bandana for too long. The police probably gave him a special nickname about his two-toned face.

Bikini Top Dare

He looks mighty pleased with himself for earning that bikini top tan line. How long do you think it took for that to imprint itself on his chest? The correct answer is way too long.

The More You Know

Great white sharks are so scared of killer whales that they'll avoid an area for up to a year after spotting one.
Danny Devito used to work as a hairdresser. For corpses.
Shakespeare is easier to understand, makes more sense, and is punnier when it's recited in its original pronunciation instead of a modern English accent.
The toilet is statistically the cleanest place in your home. Your desk, kitchen sink, and cellphone all have more bacteria.

Post originally appeared on Upbeat News.