These Sunburn Fails Hurt Just To Look At

The X-Men Are Hiring

Dr. X called and said they're hiring a new mascot... and here's someone perfect for the job. Can we also take a moment to acknowledge how ridiculous this bikini top is? Look at all those unnecessary straps.

Safety First

At least he wore a helmet, right? He must have been biking for a long time to get a burn that intense, even through his helmet. He should avoid the bike (and sunlight) for at least a week.

The More You Know

The first pieces of gold at Fort Knox arrived by mail.
A newborn baby is more than 3/4 water.
There's such a thing as a fear of buttons.
Following the release of Rocky IV, a joke was making rounds in Hollywood. Since Rocky had run out of opponents, he would have to fight an alien if a fifth movie was made. Jim and John Thomas took the joke seriously and wrote a screenplay based on it, which later became the movie "Predator".

Post originally appeared on Upbeat News.