Who Dis?
New phone, who dis? is a popular phrase used to avoid unwanted conversations.
She's not in public yet but she's heading out shortly. As the expression grew in popularity, it has been appropriated into image macros, music videos and other pieces of culture.
100% Jail
She is 98% naught, only 2% angel, and 100% in jail.
To stay out of trouble next time, she must even out those numbers. There is still hope for this woman, as she still has some angel in her.