Backwards
Take me drunk, I'm home. I think someone got a little mixed up when making this funny shirt, but it turned out great.
The only place you think about going when you're drunk is home. The reality is that this is often easier said than done.
Awesome Parts
Perfection is an idea that is difficult, if not impossible, for any individual to achieve.
You shouldn't worry about being perfect. It’s not clear what parts this person’s shirt is referring to, but they must be pretty great.