Listing Lovers
Gosh, this is a lot to follow along with. So, she didn't sleep with his friend, but they still broke up. She's a bad speller, which he hates. His friend is in Wales for 2 weeks. They will never sleep together again. They're both upset. This is chaotic.
Gold Digger
This mother took her son's words and put them into a text. Apparently, this GF is not one worth his money, and this mother-son duo is protecting his riches. He'd rather have a stable income than an unstable girlfriend, so this is a relationship only a mother could end.