Mormon Boy
No, it's not the hair, though it didn't help much! This is just a Mormon boy with Mormon morals and a desire to resist temptation from the girl he's talking to. At least he's strong enough to pull away from his sinful desires...and her sinful hairstyle, yeesh!
Ex-Box
An Xbox is a man's best friend, but not his girlfriend! This guy was worried that his beloved gaming system was in the toilet after his girlfriend found him cheating. Thankfully though, she saved his toy even when she couldn't save their relationship. The one that got away...