Adam, You Fox
Adam thought Sam was the one to worry about, but it turns out that that was simply a red herring. Still, there are a lot of things left unsaid like why he didn't find out until transfer day. Also, what is transfer day? So many questions...
Ex-orcism
There is...too much going on here. Opening with naming their possible children and only getting weirder from there is an impressive feat that this person accomplished. Also, they definitely misused the word exorcism. Or they want to date a ghost. Either way, weird.