New Ex
This person was caught in the act, and they paid the price for it. If you're lying about where you are, maybe double-check that you're not being followed around. To go out to a club and say you're about to fall asleep is a risky move, and it did not work out in the end, obviously.
Key to a Heart?
Nope, that's the key to a house! This person left behind a note written in the keys for their formerly beloved. The "I hate you" message, the wedding ring, and the house keys all together? That's a recipe for a divorce laid out pretty obviously...