Break Up Body
Your relationship might have left a bad taste in your mouth, but that doesn't mean the breakup should do the same thing! This person went out of their way to order their ex a cake of apology because sometimes there are no hard feelings, only soft cakes.
Red Flag Spelling
Why anyone would date someone with this many spelling errors is a question in and of itself. To do this when their partner is away too? That's just cowardly. Luckily, it seems like this dumpee is taking to the news as well as they can...which is not well at all. Yikes!