Paul's Parting
Paul has no wife, no dog, and no respect from his employees who allowed this mess to happen. His wife hijacked the sign above his restaurant and used it to tell him the tough news. The dog was off the table before Paul could even check on his own tables, that's harsh!
Post-It Parting
Some breakups are better off being quick and easy, but this one really takes the cake. It was less than ten words! This is a kind of break-up that should be illegal for how rude it is. Not even signed, simply posted on a corkboard. Now doesn't that just seem too mean?