Hospital Stays Are Embarrassing
"May I interest you ladies in a gulp of oxygen or a glass of fluid?"
Admit it: it's kind of embarrassing to stay in a hospital sometimes. This user didn't specify why he was admitted, but he said it was for a reason that he "didn't want to say" to try and "keep his man-points"... whatever that means! He took this time to roam around his room and take funny photos for his friends.
They Know That They're Slow!
"Saw this on the road today."
RVs tend to be the biggest road-hogs ever... Even more so than 18-wheelers! This RV family was self-aware enough to find a wheel cover for their Jeep to let everyone know. It says, "Please be patient... I'm pushing as fast as I can!"