Just Jokes
"Finally whipping... Lol jokes, I'm still on the bus."
Photo angles are everything... This guy is always on the bus and decided to trip his friends out into thinking that he got a car. Wrong! Still (and forever) on the bus.
Are You Sure About That?
"I guess I'll be drinking some irony this morning."
Because it kind of seems like that mug totally failed. This could be a sign that... For instance, even though the handle of the mug broke, you can still drink it, you just need to hold it like a cup. No failure here!