Completely Avoidable (But Hilarious) Boating Fails

Speed Bump!

It might seem like an innocent banana boat, but apparently its way more dangerous than one might think. Hitting bumps on the water can be back-breaking. Unfortunately, no one told that kid to hang on tight...

There's a Pole There

Somehow this guy managed to slam into the only pole in the entire lake. Yes, he completely totaled the boat. Yes, he is alright. No, he is not allowed to drive a boat ever again.

The More You Know

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Post originally appeared on Upbeat News.