Completely Avoidable (But Hilarious) Boating Fails

This person was a bit hesitant to jump off of the boat, so they opted to slide off and give himself the world's biggest wedgie. Next time, man, just jump!

Cool Boat!

Someone might want to tell this guy that cars aren't made for the water. Let's just hope the owner wasn't hoping to resurrect this SUV after it took a swim.

The More You Know

If you take all the letters from the word "wizard" and swap them with opposite letters (a->z, b->y), it spells wizard backwards.
The chance of a coin landing heads-up is not 50-50
Coca-Cola consumers will pay more to drink less ounces.
An oyster's sex is fluid.

Post originally appeared on Upbeat News.