Completely Avoidable (But Hilarious) Boating Fails

This person was a bit hesitant to jump off of the boat, so they opted to slide off and give himself the world's biggest wedgie. Next time, man, just jump!

Cool Boat!

Someone might want to tell this guy that cars aren't made for the water. Let's just hope the owner wasn't hoping to resurrect this SUV after it took a swim.

The More You Know

The speed of a computer mouse is measured in "Mickeys."
You make approximately a teaspoon of tears per hour.
Martin Luther King Jr. had a C in public speaking.
The space between your eyebrows is called the glabella.

Post originally appeared on Upbeat News.