Malibu, California
$13,500,000
Yikes. This property in Malibu, California looks more like a train station than a house. Despite this, it's still worth about $20 million, since it was designed by famed architect Ed Nile. The Los Angeles Times described this house as "an airport terminal mixed with a supervillain's lair."
Chicago, Illinois
$17,000,000
Are you a lover of King Louis XIV? No? Well, avoid this place at all costs. Built on top of a skyscraper, this penthouse looks like it was constructed in 17th-century France rather than modern-day Chicago. This regal abode even features a partition in the bathroom for privacy.