Things You'd Wish You Hadn't Seen At The Supermarket

Watching You

Hey, her eyes are up there! And also down there. Wait, what? Well, she can't exactly be surprised if people are caught staring.

Michael Jackson Lives

Michael Jackson has returned from the dead, and he really needs jalapeño Cheez-Its. It looks like even MJ is wearing a mask. Follow the King of Pop's lead!

The More You Know

The shortest scientific –ology word is "oology."
Honey is essentially bee vomit.
Danny Devito used to work as a hairdresser. For corpses.
Mount Everest is bigger now than the last time it was measured.

Post originally appeared on Upbeat News.