You're a Wizard, Harry
Well, this is certainly a fashion statement like none other. What better time to break out the bespoke boots than on a pilgrimage to the promised land of Walmart?
It's Called Fashion, Mom! Look It Up!
Somebody needs to get this guy a belt pronto, or else his basketball shorts are at risk of sliding all the way down to the floor. At a certain point, it's worth asking—why bother wearing pants in the first place?