These Vintage Ads Would Instantly Be Banned Today

My Wife, The Cleaner

Gift your wife a vacuum for Christmas, sure. Just don't expect her to be very thrilled about it.

You'll Never Guess

Thought these ads couldn't get any worse? Boy, were you wrong. This ad is for... wait for it... a vaginal douche. A Lysol-brand vaginal douche. Yes, the liquid disinfectant. Imagine putting that up there.

The More You Know

Oxford University is older than the Aztec Empire.
Pizza only became popular in the United States after American troops occupying Italy during World War 2 became hooked on it and then popularized it back home.
If you ate nothing but rabbit meat, you would die from protein poisoning.
But the loudest animal relative to its size is a water bug.

Post originally appeared on Upbeat News.