These Vintage Ads Would Instantly Be Banned Today

Where Is That, Exactly...?

Keep your girlfriend where she belongs: inside of your shoes. Maybe in the 1950s "girlfriend" was another word for "socks."

Not Anymore

Imagine an ad like this running today. More importantly, imagine sleeping in a button-down shirt and tie. What a loser. Get your own breakfast, weirdo.

The More You Know

A pack of chihuahuas once terrorized a town in Arizona.
Abraham Lincoln was a wrestling champion.
The average person living in Sweden eats about 22 pounds of chocolate a year.
One in four Americans thinks that the Sun revolves around the Earth.

Post originally appeared on Upbeat News.