Tramp Stamped
This guy spent all day painting a deck until to go back inside and realize all that time spent on his hands and knees in the sun left him with a semi-permanent reminder of a hard day's work. Don't worry, it'll fade.
The Even-It-Out Attempt
There's no way this will work when you're that far gone. At least the top half of his body is super nicely tanned and not lobster-red. He better be careful with his legs...