These Sunburn Fails Hurt Just To Look At

Who's Got Spirit?

Not him anymore. One way to ruin a pep rally is to realize that marker is actually sun-proof. He's got a perfect copy of that burn on his whole face and body. Have fun at school!

The Dumbest Couple On The Beach

These two probably just intended to get their base tan, but took it way way way too far. Those tan lines look hot to the touch. There's no way they'll be able to move for at least a few days. Hopefully, they packed some aloe.

The More You Know

In the late 1600s, London was plagued by an attacker who would spank his victims with a rod and shout "Spanko!" before running away.
The youngest parents in the world were aged 8 and 9.
Oxford University is older than the Aztec Empire.
Singapore plans to build floating burbs.

Post originally appeared on Upbeat News.