Who's Got Spirit?
Not him anymore. One way to ruin a pep rally is to realize that marker is actually sun-proof. He's got a perfect copy of that burn on his whole face and body. Have fun at school!
The Dumbest Couple On The Beach
These two probably just intended to get their base tan, but took it way way way too far. Those tan lines look hot to the touch. There's no way they'll be able to move for at least a few days. Hopefully, they packed some aloe.