This Guy's Friends Suck
What a mean prank. Even though no one will see this unless he takes his shirt off, it's likely he didn't realize what was written on his back for some time. It's likely that he doesn't actually suck... you know.
A Hat and Sunglasses Don't Cut It
He looks pretty pleased with himself even though someone definitely told him to put sunscreen on his face. Listen — just a hat and sunglasses are never enough. Let this guy be the lesson.