He's Just Asking To Be Slapped
If he has any friends who don't know when not to joke around, he'd better steer clear. He must have fallen asleep with his hand on his stomach, but now he's definitely just asking to be slapped.
Forwards Hat From Now On
He's definitely learned his lesson after letting the sun burn through the hole in his hat. If he was smart, he would have just... you know... applied sunscreen. They can't all be winners.