Did She Fall Asleep Eating Ice Cream?
Not only did she get an awful burn on her thighs, but whatever she was eating probably melted all over herself as well. That's two discouraging situations wrapped up in one. Her skin probably sizzled for days.
It's Miss America
Did he win the title? He'd put all the other Miss America contenstants to shame with this burn. The downside is that you can't see that magnificent sash burn with his shirt on.