Did She Say Yes?
For the sake of his skin, hopefully, she said yes. This is certainly one way to prompose that probably hasn't been done yet. And if she said no, he can always ask someone else. It's not like he included a name!
Can't Ignore This Bat Signal
Holy SPF, Batman! Was it really worth it? Sure it looks cool now, but it's going to be super painful for a long, long time. A Batman tattoo would have hurt less!