The X-Men Are Hiring
Dr. X called and said they're hiring a new mascot... and here's someone perfect for the job. Can we also take a moment to acknowledge how ridiculous this bikini top is? Look at all those unnecessary straps.
Safety First
At least he wore a helmet, right? He must have been biking for a long time to get a burn that intense, even through his helmet. He should avoid the bike (and sunlight) for at least a week.