Good Job Heather
This new wave of people renting billboards to expose their ex-lovers is pretty cool. This might be one of the most effective ways to expose someone who has done you wrong, especially if you live in a tight-knit community. Ryan probably got what he deserved, and then some.
Happy Birthday!
No cheating bastard deserves a gift from the person that they hurt the most. This was hopefully an eye-opening experience for the loser who decided that a quickie was more important than his integrity. Whatever dude, there's a special place in hell for you.