Revenge Can Be Simple
This is pretty gross, we don't recommend that anyone tries to replicate these actions. But, we do have to commend this person on their creativity. This is like, the perfect situation because she likely will have no idea where the smell is coming from.
New Convertible
Look on the bright side, now you don't have to pay a premium for a new convertible car. Well, you might have to spend a convertible's worth of money to get your other car fixed. But, if you didn't cheat, you wouldn't have to deal with this.