That's What You Deserve
If you had any sense in your head, you probably wouldn't have cheated on your tattoo artist boyfriend before he tattooed you. People aren't stupid, but some are definitely stupider than others. This lady is the cream of the stupid crop.
Making the Best of a Bad Situation
When this lady found out that her idiot boyfriend was cheating on her, she changed the locks to her apartment and started an eBay account. Her username was "myexboyfriendscloset," and she sold all of his expensive clothes online over the course of one month. He never came back home, and she was better off without him.