What An Absolute Idiot
You know she's not going to take you back after this, right? Seriously, if you were this moron's ex-lover, would you continue to trust him after all of these terrible things? You're better off forcing him to get this tattoo and then dumping his ass right then and there.
Big Waste of Money
Boats are some of the most universally hated things by wives around the world. The only thing that is less tolerable than a boat is a cheater. Here, we have a combination of the two.