These People Followed Instructions A Bit Too Literally

This Isn't An Egg Roll

An egg roll is not a hardboiled egg in a roll. The "egg" part is literally describing the flaky outside of a typical egg roll. This must have been totally horrifying to bite into.

Swing and a Miss

Someone accidentally printed the expiration date on the pastry. Honestly, it's unclear how this happened. Just eat around it, you'll survive!

The More You Know

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The world's oldest operating library is in Morocco.
In 1993, San Francisco held a referendum over whether a police officer called Bob Geary was allowed to patrol while carrying a ventriloquist’s dummy called Brendan O’Smarty. He was.
Sharks "smell in stereo."

Post originally appeared on Upbeat News.