Do You Hate Trees?
The person who posted this said that they had asked their insurance to send them a list of approved psychiatrists within a 20-mile radius of their home. The email never came. A few days later, this arrived at their door. Such a waste.
Horrifying Egg Sandwich
An egg and cheese bagel is very simple: bagel, fried egg, with a slice of cheese. Apparently, this guy had never made one before and literally just gave a customer a gross hardboiled egg with cream cheese on a bagel. Calling 911 is definitely the right step, this is a crime.