Word Count
The teacher made a word count mandatory for this assignment. This student wanted to make sure that his teacher knew that he followed the word count to a T. Instead of just putting the word count at the end of the assignment, like a normal person, the student made this monstrosity.
Husband Duties
She asked him to put the cases on the pillows, so he did. He put the cases directly onto the pillows. Tragically, this man suffers from husband syndrome where he only performs normal tasks at the most minimal level.