A Golden Retriever
Her favorite dog is a golden retriever. She's been asking for one for months. On her birthday, her boyfriend decided to get her a golden retriever. And by that, he literally got her one of those claw things that elderly people use and spray painted it gold. This hurts.
It's Good Enough
She asked for one picture, so her brother delivered. He took one photo and gave the phone back to her. Obviously, this isn't exactly what she wanted. She should specify that she wanted one good picture. No photobombers allowed!