These People Followed Instructions A Bit Too Literally

Set For Life

Taco Bell is really generous. This person asked for as many sauces as the Taco Bell employee could give them. Well, they got two entire bags full of delicious Taco Bell sauces. They're basically set for life.

Witty Wife

This person's wife (gray text) is from Venezuela. He was poking fun at her via text message when she decided to get him back. That's what he meant, right? Where else would the "h" go? America is weird.

The More You Know

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Post originally appeared on Upbeat News.