Something's Off
If you read that closely, the sign is asking dogs to keep their masters on leashes and not the other way around. That's one slightly effective way to make sure nobody that doesn't belong in the water ends up there. You can only swim if you can breathe underwater or are looking for a snack. Sound good?
Modern Art
This image screams "failed first date from 2004." This guy was probably so unbelievably proud of his speedboat, the Nitro Z8. She clearly couldn't care less. She probably doesn't even eat fish. What a shame. Hopefully, she knows that there are other fish in the sea.