Morbidly Ironic
Upon first glance, this "I heart bacon" tee might not seem so bad, but look a little closer and you'll see this guy really squirming when he stares into the face of his favorite breakfast side.
Everything about this tee says wrong time, wrong place. Maybe this ironic moment will make him reconsider his firm meat-loving choices and turn to a life of devout veganism.
Not Wrong
You've got to hand it to him, this man's shirt makes a good point.
He probably recognizes that he's not exactly the smallest on the scale, so this hilarious clothing includes a little bit of self depreciation. He's also not making himself hard to track down, his hand is raised high in the air. There are a few ways to stay safe, but this guy has few unique ideas up his sleeves.