Can You Hear Me Now?
If you want to get attention in a room full of people, this might be the most effective method.
No one listens until you fart, and then all of a sudden, everyone goes silent. Finally, some time to talk! This funny farting friend now has a tee that tells new people exactly what she's all about. Hopefully, they have a sense of humor and a very poor sense of smell!
One At A Time
Ladies and gentlemen, get in line for this man. You might not be first up, but do not worry.
According to his T-shirt, there is plenty to go around. As long as everyone keeps their composure and stays cool, calm, and collected, everyone can get a chance to talk to this man. Just take it one at a time, and before you know it, it could be your chance with Prince Charming.