Alien Abduction Insurance Policy
You've heard of house insurance, life insurance, and car insurance—but wait, there's more! If you consider yourself the kind of person who wants to be prepared for anything and everything, one specific company has got you covered. For only $19.95, you can purchase alien abduction insurance from the Saint Lawrence Agency in Altamonte Springs, Florida.
"Our policy is not so much about the money," quipped owner Mike St. Lawrence. "It's peace of mind."
Do You Qualify?
According to the Miami Herald, over 6,000 policies have been sold to date, which amounts to $10 million worth of coverage. An extra $24.95 will afford the policyholder a printed certificate "suitable for framing."
Unfortunately, you won't be able to qualify for a claim unless you return safely to earth. Not only that, but you'll also need to secure the signature of an "authorized, on-board alien." Desperate times call for desperate measures, right?