King of Chips, King of Cones
Having two children to be responsible for can really put a damper on the life of a professional gambler. But, as time goes on, you need to recognize that the house always wins. So, you need to make it that your house is the one that's winning, not the casinos.
This Is a Step Up
Judging by this guy's wife's reaction to him mercilessly chugging that beer, we think that it's a good thing that he has a baby now. He will never have another free hand to slam a beer. Plus, with the harness, he can deliver a glass of wine and a bowl of candy simultaneously.