Now YOU'RE in Baby Jail
This can be a giant metaphor for having children. But, we prefer to look on the bright side of things and assume that this lady is having a great time with her beautiful child. Sometimes its fun to play along with what your kid wants to do.
Experimental Makeup
You know, this lady looks just as cool with the new, experimental makeup that we presume her child gave her. Gone are the days of caring more about your clothes and makeup than finding a babysitter for the night. This is how moms should go out, just so people know how difficult their lives really are.