The Worst Employees and Biggest Slackers in Pop Culture History

Bill & Ted

Despite how much this time-traveling duo wants their rock band to reach the height of success, their lack of ambition and careless attitude leaves them close to flunking out of school. Bill and Ted don't even bother to learn how to play the instruments. Instead of practicing, they spend their days shooting mindless music videos to mail to Edward Van Halen.

Kumar Patel

Slacking off and smoking pot are Kumar Patel's two favorite activities, as evidenced by his roles in the Harold & Kumar franchise. In Hard & Kumar Go to White Castle, the film opens with Kumar telling his would-be employer that he's off to go get so stoned that he can't feel his skull. Although Kumar might secretly be a genius, it's hard to look past the cloud of marijuana smoke obscuring his talent from view.

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Post originally appeared on Upbeat News.